About





Name: Maximus Jacobus
Age: I was born in the highlands of Scotland 400 years ago.
Profession: I work at the zoo. I shave dolphins.

This is my blog, dedicated to my short attention span. I am like your rambling grandparent that knows every single story except the interesting ones, but without the old people smell.







Original theme by Newwpthemes. Modified by MaximusJacobus.